Shopping Carts at Wal-Mart

So, the question is: How difficult is it to push the carts 25 feet to the cart corral?  This rudeness is common is a lot of places, but seems to take on an art form at WalMart.  Notice the beautiful symmetry of the carts in relation to the nearby corral.  Obviously, these little doggies got loose.

The only thing ruder I recall is when I saw someone shoving a cart into a handicapped parking space.  Classy.

A Slice of LIfe Picture

When did Pizza Hut start cutting their large pizza into 8 slices?  I remember when it was 12. 

And if the guy who cut this into eight had tried for 12, how bad would it have been?

Surgery is not likely in his future.  At least not as the one holding the scalpel.